Do you remember when movies were horny? Do you remember when they were SO HORNY? Do you remember when someone wrote SEX CRIMES as big as possible on a chalkboard in every first scene? Do you remember when champagne-soaked threesomes started franchises? You don’t because you are just a baby? You were busy with Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing while Wild Things was ogling Kevin Bacon’s bepis? Time to catch up!
This steamy Florida noir resurrects the erotic thriller, drowns it, then throws a party on its Viking funeral speedboat. Wild Things is in the idiom dictionary as the definition of “rode hard and put away wet.” It is in the regular dictionary as the antonym of “Hallmark Christmas movie.” One of the movie’s countless sexy people pulls their own teeth out with a wrench DURING THE CREDITS. Welcome to where the wild things really are!
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